MUSIC (NOT) FOR MY EARS

American music lover John Patterson is filing a lawsuit against Apple because he believes he could damage his hearing listening to his iPod. That’s right, the potentially hard of hearing resident of Louisiana hasn’t done his Britney Spears (ears) any damage yet. He is suing Apple because his iPod’s 115 decibels maximum volume might hurt him in the future. Thank heavens he hasn’t come across the music of the real Miss Spears.